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The Sketch Show (UK) –Learn ABC
Teacher: ABC…Now I
know my ABC. Oh, hello headmaster.
Headmaster: What are
you doing?
Teacher: Oh, I’m
teaching them the alphabet
Headmaster: It goes
like this a-b-c-d-e… Now I know my ABC, come along and sing with me.
Teacher: I never
remember that.
Headmaster: It’s your
job to remember.
Teacher: How does it
go again?
Headmaster: No. It
won’t do. A-b-c…
Teacher: That’s the
bit I struggle with. It’s too much. What about this?
A-b-c-d-e-f-g now
let’s learn to count to 3. 1-2-3…
Headmaster: We aren’t
doing counting, are we? What are we doing?
Headmaster: Now
repeat. A-b-c…
Teacher:
…H-I-J-K-EMILY-P
Headmaster: You’re
saying Emily, aren’t you?
Headmaster: It’s
gotta (=It has got to) be fast to rhyme.
Teacher: Oh, it’s
gotta rhyme.
Teacher: OK, what
about (sings letters in a different order).
Headmaster: It’s
gotta rhyme and be in the right order.
Teacher: You’re just
picking on me now.
Headmaster: Now we’ll
go again. A-b-c-d… Eyes to me.
Teacher: I wanna (I
want to) go home.
Headmaster: That
bell’s for me not you.
Teacher: Hey kids,
before we go let’s do nursery rhymes.